"Pineapple brain"!!!!!!!

Whoa! The ferocity of combative rhetoric is getting really vicious in the wrestling ring now. The raucous fight night audience is momentarily reduced to a stunned silence as Amos "the San Diego Sandstorm" hurls the shockingly offensive and inflammatory term "pineapple brain" at his bloodstained but stalwart opponent, Sawzaw "The Mad Mauler".

Can Sawzaw stand up under this sort of verbal abuse??? Will he just shrug it off or will he be forced to seek post-fight counseling to deal with the emotional scars incurred?

This reporter is agog at the prospects and breathless with anticipation.

- Hector Ballsworthy, the Independent Press