An elderly gent is getting a checkup at the doctors office.
While the doc is examining him,the doc asks the guy,"Do you & your wife still have mutual relations"?
The old man gets up,shuffles to the door,sticks his head out & hollars down the hall to his wife;
"Hey Maude,do we still have mutual relations"?
"No"she hollars back,"I keep telling you,we have Prudential".