The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126169   Message #2851808
Posted By: Joe_F
27-Feb-10 - 05:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2010
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2010
A Bachelor's Prayer

O Lord, may I never be married,
But if I must be married, may my wife be faithful to me,
But if she must be unfaithful, may I not know of it,
But if I must know, may I not mind.