The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126570   Message #2853875
Posted By: Severn
02-Mar-10 - 05:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010
An armless InterVenus DeMilo, who must be back hat-in-teeth to re-apply for her old job again, just couldn't resist the fun and, upon stumbling upon VT's legs, which had gotten loose and were stumbling on their own, puts them both on and starts galloping after on all- fours, whinnying like a mare. Now THAT'S more in the spirit of the Nurse DeMilo that I remembered!

Severn, hitching up Seamus to a rolling gurney and yelling, "On, Yukon King!" like that TV Mountie of his youth, Sgt. Preston, used to do, goes chasing after InterVenus. Nurse Cauterize, with a tray of pain pills that Severn obviously doesn't need at the moment chases after on foot.

Up ahead, VT is drag racing a legless frog on a skateboard with a Col. Harlan Sanders goatee and wearing a "Tastes Kinda Like Chicken" T-shirt, who materialized out of God knows where--most likely the kitchen.

Wincingdevil, dressed up like Cecil B. DeMille, is getting it all down on film. (As always, Vince will take pictures of ANYTHING!) Who needs the Olympics or Ben Hur, anyway?.....