Ms Crow Sister ~

Madam:

On behalf of the Mushy Peas Collective, I must ask you to account for the fact that you wrote 'Baked beans' with a capital B but 'mushy peas' with a lower-case m.

We regard this as a blatant case of discrimination and propose forthwith to report you to the Canned-Foods Relations Board.

Yours faithfully

(Lord) Mushiest of Peas
   Hon Complainer-in-Chief