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Thread #24760   Message #285457
Posted By: Downeast Bob
25-Aug-00 - 11:24 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Horny camel / inscrutable Sphynx
Subject: Horny camel / inscrutable Sphynx
I'm looking for some additional verses, if they exist,to a song that includes these lines:

The sexual desires of the cam-u-el

Are greater than anyone thinks.

One Night in a moment of passion,

He tried to deflower the Sphynx.

But the Sphynx's posterior orifice

Was clogged by the sands of the Nile;

Which accounts for the hump on the cam-u-el

And the Sphynx's inscrewtable smile.