...work, and I just couldn't resist posting to this thread. I know it is incredibly bad taste, especially now that almost everybody else doesn't think this thread is funny anymore, but I had had to do it. Somebody's gotta.
Just chalk it up to one of those almost-three-AM brain farts, that seem absolutely brilliant at the time.

You know, I think it is long past time for this thing to actually die.
Farewell, have a nice time in thread oblivion...