Sit on the floor, cross-legged.

Place the tips of the middle fingers against the tips of the thumbs whilst resting the backs of the hands on the knees.

Close the eyes.

Repeat after me.......

"Ignore her.......ignore her.......ignore her........"

Continue repetitions of mantra until the irresistable urge to respond to a blindingly-obvious policy of deliberate provocation disappears completely and permanently.

Therein lies The Path To True Bliss, which most of us have already followed.