Here's all I can remeber from 35 years back (definitely non-PC then). I couldn't find the Eton Boating Song in the DT, so here's the tune as well.
ALL QUEERS TOGETHER
The sexual drive of the camel
Is greater than anyone thinks.
At the height of the mating season
It tries to buggerer the Sphinx.
But the Sphynx's posterior passage
Is clogged by the sands of the Nile;
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphynx's inscrutable smile.
CHORUS
For we're all queers together,
Excuse us while we go upstairs,
Yes we're all queers together,
That's why we go round in pairs.
I went for a ride on a choo-choo
T'was crowded, so I had to stand.
A little boy offered me his seat,
So I felt it with my hand.
My name is Cecil
I live in Leicester Square
With --------- (forgotten this line)
And flowers in my hair.
MIDI file: SEXCAML2.MID
Timebase: 480
Tempo: 160 (375000 microsec/crotchet)
Key: D
TimeSig: 3/4 18 8
Name: Eton Boating Song etc
Start
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EndThis program is worth the effort of learning it.
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ABC format:
X:1
T:Eton Boating Song etc
M:3/4
Q:1/4=160
K:D
zAG|
FFF|AAA|FD2-|D2A|BBB|ccB|A3-|AAA|
AAA|B2B|cA2-|A2E|A2A|BBB|c3-|cBc|
ddd|ccB|AD2-|D2E|FAG|FFE|A3-|ABc|
ddd|ccB|AD2-|DDE|FAG|FFE|D3-|D ||
AG|
F3 |A2A|FD2-|D2A|BBB|ccB|A3-|ABc|
d3 |c2B|AD2-|D2E|FAG|F2E|D3-|D ||
Wassail! V
^^^