My comment expressed general disbelief that any creature, however small (or large) that had been granted the wings of a turtle-dove would be capable, much less desirous, of flying up the nose of any librarian, however long (or short) said nose may be. Actually, capability takes a lesser place here to advisability.

So, rendered out of Dutch (as you all knew, of course) is my exclamation:
What do you know about a forest fire on the ocean? You haven't even been swimming in a lake!