which left foot... cuz if it is my left foot... when it swells it will be stuck there...

and when I need my legs back... that ring will be mine... only I am already married, so that might be tantamount to bigamy...

this is getting too weird even for me..

Hey Liz... when they put that 24 hour heart monitor on me, I got the hiccups within about 20 minutes. not little little hics... great big painful wino in the alley HICCUPS. It was embarrassing to have to right that on the notes of activities I kept while wearing it.