This is your Homework for tonight, children.

I want a 3,000 word essay on it by next Thursday afternoon. This will give you all time to order it, read it and write about it, in the way that I demand.

If you do NOT do your Homework, then I will give you detention, because you all have to learn that what *I* say is law. There are no excuses for disobedience, because you have to understand, that you are here only to obey...*me*...

So come along, stop talking in the back there, Dave. Order this and order your homework in a neat and tidy manner, in the way you have been taught.

'Weapons of Mass Instruction - John Taylor Gatto