Meanwhile, LTS is left forlornly holding her bucket and thinking - is the hassle of re- re-scheduling a visit to HR worth leaving my nice warm bed - now that I've finally got it warm....

Why is the universe so perverse that when every other woman around my age gets hot flashes, I get cold ones?!

And why is there a bald man under my bed? You knows I likes 'em hairy....!

LTS