Yes, Max Miller it was, and many thanks to Martin Edmonds for the fragment he posted on 5 March 08- the song as I posted it is too short, and I've always thought there should be more. Time for some detective work, I think.

The song had a recent airing when, wielding an electric ukulele, I delighted a crowd of less than several on Saturday night during an outing with the phenomenally ignored 'Trembling Wheelbarrows'. I have always found vulgarity to be a useful substitute for talent.