Now honey dear, I know you're goin' to ask
Just where I been since you saw me last.
Well, I been down where the burgers burn,
Yes, I been down on the food chain gang.

That food chain gang is a tough old crew,
The chef is hard, I'm telling you.
He drug me to the cookhouse door
And made me eat a petit four.

Now honey dear, if he's on my case
He's going to boil me a bouillabaisse.
Let's kiss goodbye to the duck a l'orange,
Let me get away from the food chain gang.