Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic:

This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home.

This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through.

This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree.

This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door.

This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive.

This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx.

This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven.

This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate.

This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line.

This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den.

And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

I love you.
You love me.
Barney has got HIV
Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time.
That's called rape and it's a crime.