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Thread #113950   Message #2867979
Posted By: The Old Galoot
20-Mar-10 - 12:15 AM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies -- campaign songs
Rockefeller campaign song, sung to the Marines Hymn (Halls of Montezuma)

From the vaults of Chase Manhattan Bank
To his zillion shares of stocks
We will work for Rockefeller, boys
Cause he's richer than Fort Knox

True, he makes a lousy candidate
But we never should forget,
He's the only one that has the cash
To pay off the U.S. debt!

Agnew song, sung to Notre Dame fight song

Cheer, cheer, for Spiro today
He will unite the whole USA
Polacks, guineas, japs and greeks,
Impudent snobs and left-wing freaks

Though the slums be great or be small
When you've seen one slum, you've seen them all,
When he loses, he can star in
All In The Family!

Wallace campaign song:

dang, having trouble with this one, the last line was "He'll keep the White House white!"