"Anyone can tell you're no gentleman." "Mmmm, same to you, lady!"
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Philosophy is the disease of which it is the cure.
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Pardon me, ma'am, but your slip is showing. You are mistaken, sir; it is my sister's.
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The census taker knocked on a farmhouse door.... Religion? Presbyterian. Married? Yes. Children? Five. Ages? 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. You were having them pretty regular for a while. Yes, sir, but we found out what was causing it.