Leprosy, my god I've got Leprosy,
There goes my chin into my glass of Gin,
Leprosy...(repeat 1st line)
There goes my ear into my glass of beer,
Leprosy..1st line again
There goes my eye into my custard pie,
Leprosy ...1st line again
There goes my nail into my glass of ale.

I am half the man I used to be
Cause pieces just fall off of me.

There goes my thumb into my glass of rum
Leprosy...1st line again

That's all I remember