Ole, he verked at da funichure factry. Vun day he slipped, und cut off all ten of his finkers in da table saw. Dey rushed him to da hospital. Da doc said, "Ole, did ya bring da finkers? Ve got dis new microsurgery now, und ve should be able to sew dem back on und save dem." To which Ole replied, "But Doc, how did ya tink I vas gonna pick dem up?"