"This is the best news I've seen all week!"

Really? Didn't you hear about the price of edible panties being reduced by 45%? That was prettty exciting as well as the article I read that stated the latest research shows that ants will still follow a sugar trail almost anywhere.

Also Kendall is quite wrong about "one is not licked until one gives up."   Back in '79 I stopped in a "massage parlor" on Monteagle that truckers called the "Burger King Brothel" because you could have it your way. I went into the room with this redhead and said, "Lick me all over bitch," and she did.


Spaw