You can get the silly damn thing to load by clicking on the thingies to the right rather than on the thread title. You'll get a list of numbered sections of the thread. Click on one of the numbers. It will load reasonably fast.

You can then read it and you will discover that the MOABS thread is nothing more than a gigantic excuse for a bunch of restless minds to amuse themselves each day by typing a bunch of ridiculous BS that doesn't matter anyway.