Little Hawk
...a nice personable chimpanzee in a business suit who will explain to you why Chongo Chimp should be your next president.

Are you persuaded now?

That threat is enough to compel even the staunchest monkey lover to hide in MOABS forever. Not the Chongo for Prez bit, but the nice personable Chimpanzee in a business suit? Would that be and off the rack suit or a really expensive Italian tailored suit? Makes all the difference you see, cuz off the rack means he is safe ordinary chappie or chimpie. But the Italian jobbie... well it smacks of the MOB.

I need coffee now to steady my nerves.