LH, you're confused. The haggis prowls the Scot countryside looking for those it can devour. Vicious almost beyond belief, its envenomed fangs fill its entire mouth, and it attacks by climbing up inside the legs of pants, nibbling as it spirals its way up.

This is the real reason the Scots wear kilts: so that a haggis attack can be seen and stopped before it gets too far along. Remember the old Scots' saying: There's nae a thing like a haggis in yer breeks.