Along the lines of the senior citizen and his new wife...

A little one from downeast. Just imagine Kendall's accent and you'll do fine.

Morning, Ezra.

Morning.

I hear you're getting married to Thelma Coffin.

Ayuh.

She's a mite on the heavy side ain't she?

Ayuh, she runs about 370 pounds but I figure she'll be warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.