Well Chet, things seem to be moving along on the I-70 Sugarway and the ants are really moving fast today......Wait a minute.........What's that up ahead? Looks like...OH NO!!! Its CINNAMON OIL!!! ....Ohmygawd, the lead ants have hit it and are skidding out of control!! Now more are coming in behind them and......oh...oh....ohmygawd, THEY'RE PILING UP........GEEZIZ....One of the Fire Ants has exploded and flames are everywhere..........I can't look anymore......Oh the carnage.........the humanity.........BTW, we now don't have to worry about whether its Mbo, Embo, Meebo, or whatever.....Now we can simply use "Pissface."
Spaw