On stuck zippers, us a pencil rather than vas... just rub the sharp end of the pencil over the teeth of the zip a few times and the graphite dust will have 'em runnin' slicker'n snot!

The best way to get rid of acne once and for all is castration... without the testosterone in your system, your skin will be fantastically clear... But I'm willing to put up with the occasional zit....

Call me crazy!