Sorry kendall,

It's already been tried by one of the neighbours. The chef deals with the snails alright, pops them in his pan and all, but he uses the mail as fuel to heat them up. To make matters worse, he reads the stuff before burning it. He is now blackmailing the neighbours and refuses to leave. Not having room to stand up, he has claimed squatter's rights.

He has become a chef dey keep.

Oh God, I should never have started on this...