Sorry Bert, I'm on a role. This is such a laugh!

Chas & Dave: LONDON GIRLS

Lyrics:

Some people sing about Deutchy girls and girls from California.
They might be all right for a night all right, but don't trust them, I warn ya.
I've been to the east and I've been out west and I been all the world around,
But I ain't seen none come anywhere near the girls from London town.

CHORUS: Give me a London girl every time.
I've gotta find one. I've made up my mind.
Give me a London girl every time.
I want a London girl.

Marry a girl from London town, and you know you can trust 'em.
They'll darn your socks and wash and mend your trousers if you bust 'em.
They're all good cooks and they got good looks and they won't leave you a dance.
I'm gonna find a London girl, if I get half a chance. CHORUS

London girls are the best in the world; there ain't no doubt about it.
If you can't find a girl from London town, you're better off doing without it.
They don't create when you come home late and you're crawling up the passage floor,
And they won't muck about when you've gone out with the geezer from the house next door. CHORUS

If you ever go down to London town, your legs will turn to jelly
'Cos the girls down there I swear are just like models off the telly,
But they don't need no makeup, they look good as they are,
And they've always got a pound to buy a round when it's their turn at the bar. CHORUS

You know it's not wrong...