I haven't a clue who you are and cannot, equally, be arsed with off-topic trollisms from "guests".

I have no idea if it's me you mean (there have been hardly any guest posts in this thread), but if you don't know who I am you must be profoundly Google-challenged.

As for who you are - I know you only as a Mudcat poster. Beyond your messages here, nothing. What do think I infer from those?

You didn't start out too well:

the sort of tartan-clad chauvinism that Glasgow children grow up knowing - that and Coutler's Candy and hurling jelly pieces

Four implicit mistakes in half a sentence. Even Braveheart didn't reach that density of factual booboos.