Collected in 1998, but Snopes doesn't know if it's true or not.

I tend to wonder why the water-sucker thing doesn't have a filter on it and it doesn't seem likely a jellyfish would be better able to stick to hairy skin. Funny, but I still like the one about the commander of a ship telling the other commander to change course, not knowing he's land-based. Personally, I think the 'forward this' internet stuff should be considered a variety of modern folklore