When I understood how our Search works, I looked at several Duct Tape lyrics/threads and didn't find the one I've been trying to remember.

The one I want begins:

This morning when I turned on tv,
a couple of guys were talking to me
exclaiming 'bout the mysteries of Duct Tape.
It's gray in color, looks like leather
sticks 'most everything back together.
I wish someone would patch up me and you with Duct Tape.

CH
Since you left me baby, my life's been torn apart..
   
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Some stray lines are
'it works on leaks and holes and drips, I wish it worked on relationships'

'if your leg got broke or your engine blew, it'll make 'em work as good as new'
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I think it has four verses.
Does anybody know this song? I haven't been able to find it on youtube or through searching the lines I know.

Thanks,
M