USPS Financial Woes Caused by Letters to God
Written by The Sarcasmist on April 9, 2010
http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/society/usps-financial-woes-caused-by-letters-to-god.html

The United States Post Office is asking US citizens to stop sending letters to God. The amount of work that the handling of such letters is creating is resulting in a huge deficit in efficiency.

    "We understand that need for people to communicate with their maker; however, in light of the severe economic stress that the entire country is under, we are asking everyone to refrain from sending letters to God. We are unable to deliver them anyway, as our trucks are not allowed into Heaven." pleaded the Postmaster General.

The USPS hopes that its plea will not go unheard by the citizens, and just to be safe it has FedExed a letter to God asking him to stop the deluge of letters addressed to him.