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Thread #62965 Message #2884749
Posted By: Bryn Pugh
12-Apr-10 - 08:38 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood
For a man wearing a gaudy necktie : "Who died and left you that?".
I'll kick you so hard up the arse, you'll chew leather for a week.
Pretentious people : All fur coats and no knickers.
Stupid person :Thick as a piss-stone (US : - urinal) and twice as wet.
Fidget : running round like a fart in a colander - can't decide which hole to come out of.
Unlucky : I would dive into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb.
Pretentious person : thinks his arsehole is a perfume factory.
Stupid person : has a head like the bottom of a baby's pram - full of piss, rust and biscuit crumbs.
Ugly : face like a bulldog licking piss off a wire brush.
Stupid person : were you born a pillock, or did you practice ?
Go away : shit bricks, build a wall and hide behind it.
Dialogue : I would call you a c**t, but C**ts are useful.
Diseased ones aren't !
What for you kick my dog, and call him fuck off ? his name is Rover !
About as much use as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest.
Neither use nor fucking ornament.