from Henny Youngman:

A priest has been in the jungles of wherever for 50 years. Finally the bishop goes to check on him. He asks the old priest, "How did you get through all those years here?" The priest answers, "Bishop, if it wasn't for my rosary and 2 martinis a day, I wouldn't have made it."

Looking over at a young native girl, he says:

"Rosary, go get the bishop a martini!"