One understands that the Illustrious Ms Jacqui has earned Personal Recognition for her Inimitable and Imaginative Character yet said Personal Recognition is, to date, not yet Forthcoming. One further understands that Ms Jacqui has a case of the highly contagious SantaPleaseDon'tIgnorePoorLittleMeBlues (or she has a case of The Sniffles...hard to tell which with that delightful accent, of course.)

In full Consideration of the Needs of the Lady in question and of the Unavoidably Delayed Delivery of Appropriate Personal Recognition by the Harried Santa Previously Assigned to this Delightful Duty (and to Whom we send Best Wishes for a Full Resolution of the Issues by which Santa's delivery has currently and reluctantly been Interrupted;)

BE IT KNOWN that the Questionable Lady...errr...The Lady in Question shall indeed have her Gift needs met forthwith by the Santa's Little Helper Team.

Yours in Cogitation and Cooperation,

SLHT
cc Liz the Squeak, North Pole Socialite and Bird Wrangler