Well, the case has been made and it is irrefutable; Rapaire hath issued drivel.

But we are fair minded people and it must be added that drivel comes in many grades of refinement, quality and aesthetic accomplishment, and it must surely be added that Rapaire's drivel is of the very finest sort, first-order drivel, top-drawer drivel, above-the-salt drivel, drivel of the first water, Grade A, drivel, extra-fine, pure virgin drivel.

Let us thank Rapaire for consenting us to bless with his excellent drivel, his fine drivel, his good drivel, his rare, bright, scintillating, compelling, and inspired drivel! Greater drivel hath no man, than he that giveth up his drivel all for his Mom!


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