As Rapaire has graciously withdrawn his challenge, having been coaxed and reasoned out of his foolhardy tempestuous impulse, I offer him a toast in return with like kind, as I hve a single malt stashed away in the music room for just such occasions.

I have returned from the wild border country, lo! This time, I am sporting a tooth in full, a fine tooth, a sturdy tooth, a bright, strong, lovely tooth well-anchored and well fitted.

Oh tooth, my tooth
I say in truth
No king uncouth
Has such a tooth!
'Tis fair, forsooth
And bears no ruth!
Both fine and couth
Is my new tooth!
Now hear me roar,
A carnivore!
Restored to youth
By this, my tooth!

D. Entleflloscer
Welsh Rarebits of Healthcare
Gwynnen Offishen
Drybyth-on-Courte
1878