Okay. It's election night, and the polls are closing. Tension mounts as the vote count rolls in, riding by riding....out of 48 ridings:

It looks like the official BADDIE is going to be...

1. MATTY GROVES - leading in 9 Ridings.

2. LADY WHOEVER - leading in 12 Ridings!

3. LORD WHOEVER - leading in only 5 Ridings.

4. SOCIETY IN GENERAL - too indefinite a policy statement, and no charisma whatsoever, gets only 5 Ridings.

5. Dark Horse Candidate SHADY GROVES (of the SPAW Party...that's the Solipsismicly Puerile Anal Wankers Party) - gets exactly 1 riding.

THE ROTTEN LITTLE PAGE BOY - a clear minority winner with 16 Ridings!!! Soon to form a government of nasty little treacherous squealers who will betray absolutely everybody...

UNLESS...the other principals form a coalition against him...look for a possible move by Matty and the Lady to combine their 21 Ridings into a single block through a decisive act of political coition.

If so, the Rotten Little Page Boy may attempt a similar alliance with Lord Whoever, which would also result in a block of 21 Ridings! Gad! That would be a governmental deadlock.

But wait! Although we can't expect much from the SOCIETY Party, which has no idea what it really stands for, the SPAW Party could prove to be the tie breaker. Yes, SHADY GROVES STANDS POISED TO BECOME THE KINGMAKER...!!!!

Stay tuned. Ain't democracy great?