Charging our precious children for bringing their crayons on the plane? This is an outrage!
And it's hard enough to keep the kid quiet on a long flight as it is!   Why, just think how much louder and more rambunctious they're going to be without their crayolas to color in the airline magazines and coloring books!   We need to stand up to this kind of discrimination, I say ...

What's that?

[Chevy] "Miss Latella, it's carry-ons they're talking about charging for. Not crayons, carry-ons."

Oh.

Well, that's different.

Nivver mind. : )