Shane, let me be the first to congratulate you on your timely release from the hoosegow. Imagine the nerve of those flipheads! Arresting a guy for what simply comes natural! Geez! Go figger, eh?

It is a good thing that Officer Dana, like all women, finds you so irresistible and totally hot that she can't help but take your side in these unfortunate encounters you keep having with the law.

What I am thinking about Don is....let's be brutally honest...he isn't that smart. I mean, he is not a total idiot...but neither is he a Rhodes Scholar...and there are only a certain number of places where he could've hid the beer. Start looking, man. Start looking.