Joni just needs some translation..............

"Bob is not authentic at all. He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception."
Just like Joni but she's done worse in the long haul.....including looks.

Yet Mitchell still had time to slag off Grace Slick and Janis Joplin (allegedly they were "[sleeping with] their whole bands and falling down drunk")...
Meaning Joni couldn't get laid if she was a Persian rug.

Mitchell fondly recalled Hendrix, "the sweetest guy", and late-night listening sessions together...
Actually, Hendrix was the only one who would fuck her and that was only when he was completely strung out and lacked the coordination to even jack-off.

"Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point."
This one I completely disagree with! I'm an American and we've been a bunch of shallow fuckwits for years and long before Madonna was born. Jesus Christ we eledted one guy as President who got stuck in a bathtub and another who spent an entire THREE MONTHS in SOUTH DAKOTA and nobody even noticed.

And then there's this:

I'm actually trying to get out of the music business...
Well that shouldn't be too hard and we can all give her a rousing cheer as a sendoff...........................

rah

Spaw