I came across Morgellons on the Internet a couple of years ago. While it doesn't seem totally impossible that there is some unrecognized real physical disease out there, most of the people posting messages about it are total fruitcakes. The delusional system has now been developed to maintain that it's a government conspiracy, spread by toxic jet contrails. Which makes it the first disease in history that anybody thinks you might prevent by blowing up an Icelandic volcano. It would be interesting to see what the Morgellon cult thinks about that.

Delusions of weird shit crawling under your skin have been a recognized symptom of cocaine and amphetamine addiction for 100 years, and so has paranoia. Would you take a used rolled-up banknote from either Mitchell or Diski?