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Thread #129036   Message #2893752
Posted By: Bobert
24-Apr-10 - 09:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: DUI on a Bike
Subject: RE: BS: DUI on a Bike
Well, yeah... About four years ago I had the infamous "Donnie-Ima-Drunk" working fir me... Donnie lived up the end of the holler and like most drunks here (especially the ones who also don't read) he never had a drivers license... I had this ol' riding mower that the deck had gone bad on and was just using it to pull a little dump trailer with and Donnie asked if he could use it to drive to and from work...

"Well, sure, Donnie"...

All went well for a few days when the deputy sheriff pulled up the driveway and suggested that maybe it would be an good idea to drive Donnie home at the end of the day 'er he was gonna have to bust him fir DUI... I kinda thought he was jokin' but this weren't no joke so I had to take the tractor back from him...

BTW, here in Page County when someone finally looses their license fir good for DUIs then they can buy a new motor scooter, drive it without and helmit, insurance, tag or, ahhhhhhh, a friggin' drivers license??? Go figgure... There's prolly 50 to 100 of these folks on motor scooters and all fir the same reason...

B~