This is what girlfriends and wives do when they're in a shitty mood about something.... (grin) They dredge up some fuckin' thing you said umpteen years ago that no one else would ever remember and they harass you about it endlessly.

(You could do the same thing back to them, of course, because they've contradicted themselves at least 85,000 times over the past 20 years, but you're not that petty and you can't really be bothered anyway, because it's not worth the hassle...)

So, Bobert. What exactly is the nature of this online relationship you have with Bearded Bruce??? ;-D