He's a patchwork, all right.

I think "drill baby drill" was referring specifically to ANWR. But clearly the current technology for offshore drilling is sadly lacking in emergency recovery ability. We're making holes in the ocean floor over pressurized oil deposits but have no way of capping them if our slender pipes to the surface should come loose. Otnay Ootay Ightbray.

BTW I started a thread with this title on another forum before I saw yours -- does this mean we're great minds?