Sheet fire, oldster...

Lemme correct a few things so that folks don't thinkin' that I'm some kinda friggin' Boy Scout...

First of all, I ain't got no advanced degrees... Yeah, okay, I got two degrees but they are both bachelors degrees and, yes, one is in "fine arts"... But no advanced ones that I remember...

Great blues player??? Well, sheet fire, part 2... It the blues, gol danged it... It ain't rocket surgery!!!

What else??? Oh yeah, research... Let's see what my fields of expertise are??? Ahhhhh, growin' my own weed... Knowin' where to get good moonshine... Hmmmmmmmm??? Can't think of much else of value unless it involves information on fixing yer old air-cooled VW or getting yer lawnmower to run... Yep, that about covers it...

But thankee, none the less, oldster... Yer a fine feller fir saying them nice things about me but we're gonna have to ask you to...

...pee in this little plastic cup...

B;~)