What the hell, Rig and pdq, let's cut to the chase here!

Why don't we just round up everyone who looks like they might not belong here (you know, dark skin, they talk funny) and whisk them off to concentration camps?

Concentration camps will need a lot of guards, so that will help solve the unemployment problem. We could employ even more people to build gas chambers and dig mass graves. . . .

If you're going to do it, quit pussyfooting around. Just DO it!!

Don (A Modest Proposal) Firth