Or if you fancy a serious challenge try the Kenneth Williams Version:

With Len Possett, Tim Screevy, The Reverend Phipps,
Peg Leg Loombucket, Solly Levi, Ginger Epstein,
Able Seaman Truefitt, Scotch Lil,
Messrs. Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neapthigh and Trusspot
(Solicitors and Commisioners for Oaths)
Father Thunderghast, Fat Alice, Con Mahoney, Yeti Rosencrantz
Foo Tong Robinson and Uncle Ted Willis and all
Old Uncle Ted Willis and all.