The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #129190   Message #2897931
Posted By: Bobert
01-May-10 - 06:57 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
Great ideas, folks... Well, the cow idea ain't 'cause other than 3 useless horses and four somewhat usefull cats we ain't got no cows here on this farm...

Yeah, Janie... In this case it's a riding mower which I have bypassed the kill-switch on the seat so I can, at least, get off the sumabich without havin' to restart it but I gotta disengage the power to the blades, take it out of gear and set the brake on it before gettin' off it... The do the same (in reverse) to resume mowing... Yes, it's a pain... BTW, you can tape the saftey bar to the handle on yer mower and that will allow it to run while yer doing something else... To kill it just take any tool with an insulated handle (like a shovel) and use the metal part to touch the end of the spark plug wire to ground (anything metal on the mower)...

As for swappin' jobs??? Shoot, this gal ain't getting on the tractor... I mean it, she ain't... That's men's work... lol... But, yeah, I have often thought about how she'd like it to have to deal with acreas of obsticles... The worst one was last year when I ran over one of those waterers that ya stick in the ground and it goes, "pfst, pfst, pfst" as it sprays a circle of water about 40 feet... That thing bent 2 of the three blades...

"Geeze, Honey, I'm so sorry..."

Ahhhhh, then how's about pickin' that stuff up when yer done then???

"Well, not that sorry..."

But I loves the gal... I sho nuff do... Maybe Amos's idea is the one... Just have Shatner's come mow with the BOBERT ENTERPRISE???

I donno... I'm so confused...

B~